In honor of the most wonderful show ever, Laguna Beach, I hereby present to you:
The Laguna Beach Drinking Game!
Number of players: One to as many as you can cram in front of a TV.
Needed Accessories: Each person needs an alcoholic beverage, and there’s a big container in the middle, a la Kings Cup. Also, a number of shot glasses and a bottle of hard alcohol are needed.
Rules:
- If there’s ever an awkward pause in a conversation, one person puts a sip of their drink in the middle cup.
- If Jason totally lies to a girl, all guys drink.
- If Jessica claims she’s over Jason, all girls drink.
- If Talan claims to love/like either Kristin or Taylor, everyone drinks.
- If any of the girls go shopping, all the boys drink.
- Any time the boys go surfing, all the girls drink.
- If Lo says anything at all, everyone does a shot.
- If LC is happy for more than 10 consecutive seconds, everyone drinks.
- If Kristin talks about hooking up, all single people drink.
- Any time Cedric, “Jason’s friend”, say something, all people missing a chromosome drink.
- Any time Alex M. says anything, everyone with an STD drinks.
- If any of the cast goes to a ridiculously expensive restaurant on a date, everyone drinks.
- Any time Stephen gets dissed by Kristin, everyone drinks.
- Any time Taylor says anything, anyone who looks like they were beaten half to death with a 2×4 has to drink.
- Any time there’s a blatant shot of Jessica’s HUGE tits, everyone does a shot.
- If Casey mentions “Quesadillas”, everyone has to do a hit off a crack pipe.
- Whenever Kristin rolls her eyes, each girl can give out one drink.
- Whenever Jason doesn’t make eye contact, each guy can give out one drink.
- Any time someone watching the show says “This shit is so scripted”, that person has to do a shot.
- Suggested by Gen: Any time someone says “So what’s up with you and _______ ?”, anyone in a relationship has to drink.
- And lastly…when someone explicitly mentions sex, the last person in the room to have lost their virginity drinks the center cup.
Bottoms up, bitches!
5 responses so far ↓
melaina // Sep 27, 2005 at 1:17 pm
you are such a 13-year-old girl sometimes
Gen // Sep 28, 2005 at 8:23 am
What happens when someone on the show says:
“So what’s up with you and ________________?”
or when Jessica says
“Swear? Swear on our relationship?”
Simone // Oct 1, 2005 at 3:34 pm
That is the greatest game I’ve ever heard of. EVER.
And I think Gen’s two rules should definitely be added.
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